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The athletic man stood before the clothing shop mirror, gazing at his reflection in a suit that was obviously three sizes too large for him. The sales clerk, sensing the man's concerns, extolled the virtues of the clothing's cut and fine material. “But the sleeves, they are much too long,” moaned the unhappy customer.
“No problem,” retorted the salesman “just twist your arms to the right and up a bit; it will look fine.”
“But the waist is much too large, and the pants legs drag along the floor,” sighed the potential buyer.
“Easily corrected,” exclaimed the merchant, “just bend over as you walk and hoist the trousers with your left hand.”
“Can we alter the suit?” the man blubbered.
“We don't do alterations,” the shopkeeper quickly interjected, “and besides, it will fit nicely, if you will only follow my instructions.”
Fifteen minutes later, the man left the store decked out in his new apparel. His contorted and coiled body trudged up the street, with his left leg dangling aimlessly behind him. Two older women spied the man as he